partybarackisinthehousetonight:

hey dude *winks* is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see m- oh it is a gun. yes i’ll open the cash register

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*puts arm around u* dont worry you dont have a small penis. think of it more as a childs large

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

(via neverseenaflower)

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

(via vvendys)

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: hotanimegirl, via vvendys)

richwhitelesbian:

i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war

(via svveden)

preteenager:

*smokes weed once* i want to get dreads

(via masters-slave7494)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(via masters-slave7494)